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Posted by drama on Monday, November 30 @ 01:20:21 EST (0 reads)

amwizy writes "nyinyi ni wengi hadi mtoi wa chucha anaitwa etc
phone yako ni mzee ikianguka inamwaga credit
nyanya yako ni mzee mpaka ile tyme god alisema let there be light yeye ndio aliwasha
siz yako amebit ile day alizaliwa mbuyu wako alisema..... i wish ningetumia cd
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Jokes & Humor Jokes/Humour: Rockaholic.
Posted by drama on Monday, October 19 @ 11:22:30 EDT (139 reads)

chappd writes "=> Just had too much sukumawiki, am'a call it greenday. => And ma comps just had another virus attack, ama call it system of a down. => And why is it everyone's talking nonsense? Guess all am hearing is Eva (non) sense. => Gonna buy my ex a bombshell gift, guess what, it's bullets for my valentine. => Wat's with everyone in this city? Guess I'll call it crazy town. => Seems like I'll be at home all weekend, that's a simple plan. => Am so starved again right now... might soon suffer Ma Rasmus, ooh! and from where I am, the fridge's 3 doors down. => Out for a drink but left hurriedly...Reason? Whoo (the) bar stunk. (Hoobastank). => Found little deedee out playing Googoo dolls with her friends. => Heard about sailors on Somali Waters?... Said they had been maroon 5'ved by the killers. => Rumors about a minister denied visa to U.S? Learnt that he's an All American Reject."

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