Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

[mzeiyah]

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at
home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make
you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can
trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in
bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four
women do not know each other!!
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Abortion is murder, masturbation is genocide  

[BaaBaBlackSheep]

Zuma must've read your joke and decided to experiment. he needs to take a vacation to attend to them.
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Great minds discuss ideas; ordinary minds, events; simple minds, people; simpletons, sheep.

[franklinm3]

[jimmykroeger]

heard it b4